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Cool Collections: Chris’s Apes

Chris sent in this way cool pic of his Planet of the Apes collection, the centerpieces being these original screen worn soldier ape outfits. The one with the stripe was used in the TV episode “The Horse Race”, guess what that was about. Thanks Chris for sharing, as always I am filled with a nice […]

A green and insignificant planet, is now dead.

Behold, the closest thing we ever got to a toy version of the Alpha Omega bomb that wiped out the Planet of the Apes in Beneath. So this  gives you the option of either thinking it’s another dumb rack toy or a surprisingly canon item. Either way, that’s some killer packaging…. More Larami goodness

Mall Appearances of the Apes

Thought it would be fitting to do a piece on the various Planet of the Apes mall appearances we’ve collected over the years. The one above came in from the UK circa 1977 (Apes popularity lingered there) Scott sent me this classic of him and Cornelius at a Long Island Toy Store, dig the Mego […]

Governer Seized in Revolt of the Apes!

Like a lot of kids in the 1970s, I had a healthy dose of “Apemania” and there was no cure. One of my favourites in the film franchise is the dystopian future of “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes”. That’s why I was so excited to find this rare promotional newspaper promoting the film, […]

Meet the Astro Apes

Now that I’ve introduced you to AHI‘s Action Apeman line, it seems only fitting to  get you acquainted with Warrior, Artemus, Myra and Dr Zorma, otherwise known as the Astro Apes. If the Action Apemen were blatant ripoffs (and they were) then the Astro Apes would need to go down as the “Most Blantantest Rippyoffiest Ever”. […]

Jigglers of the Apes

Mixing my fondness for Jigglers with my Ape Mania is a dangerous cocktail. These Jigglers made by Ben Cooper (surprisingly not AHI) are a happy childhood memory for me and I was excited when my pal Mike J sent me a shot of one in a baggie, something I had not seen before. More on […]

Planet of the Incredibly Silly Merchandise

This wonderful piece made by Larami is a prime example of licensing run amuck, other than the clever title it has no connection whatsoever to the Planet of the Apes franchise. In fact, once you take it out of the box, it’s just two flimsy boomarangs. And then there’s this, the pellet shooting walkie talkie, […]

Apes Week: Action Apemen

What better way to kick off Apes week than talking about one of the more interesting toy legal battles of 1974? The AHI Action Apemen (that’s the trading card I made for them above) are interesting tale of a knock off that went too far. More after the jump: You see, according to interviews with […]

I declare this Apes Week

With the upcoming release of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” , I making all my posts for the next week both here and at the Mego Museum to be completely ape centric. There is nothing more 70s to me than an Ape marathon, so stay tuned for some of the weirdest POTA merchandise this […]

Colouring Book Theatre: Planet of the Apes Cut and Color Book

‘Planet of the Apes Cut and Color Book” Any childrens publication that uses a nightmarish scene of slave apes gunning down their human tormentors from “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes” is ok in my book. This isn’t your typical colouring book inside either, it’s more of a rainy day craft book filled with […]