Zingy Slacks, new from the “little bachelor” collection, for your budding pick-up artist. PS I still get chills when I hear the word “Slacks” AKA the official pants of weddings and first communions. We have a new book out called “Knock-Offs: Totally Unauthorized Action Figures” it’s a 132-page tribute to bootleg toys. You can […]
What better way to celebrate the day of the dad than with this 1978 Father’s Day Catalog from Eatons? Escape with me to a time when dads had bushy mustaches and a strong scent of pipe tobacco and Old Spice. This catalog has everything a 70’s dad could want, it’s got all the ties, underwear, […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, pants achieved their purest form in 1973, it’s wearers ascended to their heavens to begin anew as a non-carbon-based form of life. We’ve been in a state of “slack decline” ever since.
This outfit is worn exclusively in movies by the snotty guy who is engaged to the heroes ex-girlfriend that he desperately wants back. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Detachable? Why would you ever remove them? Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Where they work, there is always cake in the breakroom. By “Cake” I mean cookie jars filled with Cocaine. Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
If you had to pick two, which would they be? Me, I’d go for the Vantastic Dodge and Pinball Wizard of course because I sure can play a mean steel ball. Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Ladies and gents, I have found my summer look in C, I’m never taking that puppy off. Come September it will have a fine musk of sweat and German beer.
Just in case you forgot what decade Star Wars came out, it was the 1970s. I wish I could I say I owned these but this is courtesy of my pal David Lockwood. I’m pretty sure the comments section of this post will be “I’d wear those right now” Please drink this in Don’t forget […]
You know, I’m good with my tame slacks, “Mr. Boring Pants”, that’s what they call me but thank you, for the offer. New Six Million Dollar Man Shirt in our Redbubble store! Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
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