Pants Titans
Ladies and Gentlemen, pants achieved their purest form in 1973, it’s wearers ascended to their heavens to begin anew as a non-carbon-based form of life. We’ve been in a state of “slack decline” ever since.
Two Piece Super Sweater Set
This outfit is worn exclusively in movies by the snotty guy who is engaged to the heroes ex-girlfriend that he desperately wants back. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Detachable Ruffle Shirt on Sale
Detachable? Why would you ever remove them? Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
The Mixables
Where they work, there is always cake in the breakroom. By “Cake” I mean cookie jars filled with Cocaine. Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
T-Shirts: 1975
If you had to pick two, which would they be? Me, I’d go for the Vantastic Dodge and Pinball Wizard of course because I sure can play a mean steel ball. Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Beach and Cruisewear for Men
Ladies and gents, I have found my summer look in C, I’m never taking that puppy off. Come September it will have a fine musk of sweat and German beer.
Star Wars Overalls
Just in case you forgot what decade Star Wars came out, it was the 1970s. I wish I could I say I owned these but this is courtesy of my pal David Lockwood. I’m pretty sure the comments section of this post will be “I’d wear those right now” Please drink this in Don’t forget […]
Tired of the same tame slacks?
You know, I’m good with my tame slacks, “Mr. Boring Pants”, that’s what they call me but thank you, for the offer. New Six Million Dollar Man Shirt in our Redbubble store! Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
Giant Dog Ear!
The reign of the Giant Dog Ear shirt was short as it became usurped the following year the Colossal Dog Ear! No fooling, it’s a thing, see it here:https://plaidstallions.blogspot.com/2015/06/the-colossal-dog-ear-collar.html We live in sad “Dog earless” times people. New Six Million Dollar Man Shirt in our Redbubble store! Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. […]
Ruffled Shirt Suit
Whether you’re a magician, back up dancer or serve drinks on a cruise ship, this versatile suit is for you! New Six Million Dollar Man Shirt in our Redbubble store! Don’t forget to join our new facebook group. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.
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