Beach and Cruisewear for Men

Beach and Cruisewear for Men

Ladies and gents, I have found my summer look in C, I’m never taking that puppy off. Come September it will have a fine musk of sweat and German beer.

About The Author

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.


  • John on July 3, 2019

    Splash on some HI KARATE to complete your look and smell. The ladies just can't resist ! I'd buy them if they were still available .

  • Jón Páll on July 4, 2019

    May your abs get the exposure they deserve.

  • Anonymous on July 5, 2019

    You might be joking about C, but This Anon knows plain-clothes detectives who favor warm-weather shirts with prints like that. The garish patterns break up the visual outline of uh… large bulky items they wear under their shirts at the waist-line.

    Personally, I'd go with [A] all the way in white. That's the Steve Austin Leisure Look without the royalties. [B] has similar potential especially since GI Joe Adventure Team aftermarket patches are now commercially available.

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