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The Ultimate Outfit

That red number in the corner is the piece I have been looking for, it’s what I plan on wearing to weddings of people I don’t really like.Does anyone else hate the word “slacks”?

Put Togethers : A New Name For Terror

Not content to let JC Penney’s Man Mates collection roam the earth unchallenged as the world’s only “Permanent Bachelor Wear” so Monkey Wards came up with “Put Togethers” a series of outfits that should have made God angry. All this month we’ll be featuring new put togethers, leaving you to judge which line is worse. […]

Enter the Sleepy Dragon

I’m a self professed Martial Arts nut but isn’t wearing a simulated Gi with Bruce Lee’s picture on it pretty much like an adult verson of underoos? Not that I’m judging, if they made adult underoos, I’d be a one man Justice League.

The Return of Sweater Hell

It seems even the dress alike twins can’t contain their dislike for the “Aztec” sweater, talk about people in glass houses!Is it just me or does the Aztec sweater remind anyone else of Ozymandias from the Watchmen?

Fear, Thy Name is Palazzo

I’ll try and struggle through the Catalog copy here, “Never before have females had a more flattering, graceful and leggier look“. Flattering is questionable, leggier is sort of a given but graceful? That’s like using “Pixie like” to describe Shirley Hemphill. You could hide children in those things.“Well I couldn’t find a sitter so my […]