The odds are in your favour that you’ll always score when wearing this number…

Check as in “Check your panties at the door” PS you can never go wrong when clothing is described as “Jaunty”

The added income of smuggling people into the country makes these babies pay for themselves in no time!

For that rare time when ruffles aren’t appropriate, if that’s possible.

I’d say the sash is due for a comeback but I’m not certain it ever was a thing. Let’s get on that people, this Tuesday, I want to see commuter trains loaded with confident, happy sash wearing folks. Don’t disappoint me….