Swank, for him

Swank, for him

I always buy jewelry that sounds like middle of the road porno mags, nothing classier, nothing better for a fancy discerning gentleman such as myself.

“If he drinks right from the Carton and then puts it back in the fridge, totally empty, he’s a Swank man”

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

6 Comments

  • Dancin' Homer on June 14, 2011

    where exactly is F supposed to be worn?

  • iok on June 14, 2011

    That swank!

  • Anonymous on June 14, 2011

    Looks like a young Vincent D'Onofrio.

  • benestro138 on June 29, 2011

    what exactly is E ?

  • GiGi on August 5, 2011

    Also try Douchebag for him

  • Anonymous on August 24, 2011

    I'm sorry, but F looks rude..like the fist we see that has a thumb looks like it's jerking off and that other hand is grabbing the wrrist to say 'stop that!' WTF is in the closed fist?

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