The headache that keeps on giving
Behold the Hurdy Gurdy machine for children. Speaking as a father, I can honestly say that other than a megaphone I can’t imagine a less neccesary toy for a child to have.
Seriously, I would choose the “beercan helmet”, complete with two Pabsts over this thing.
I'm guessing this thing would be friggin' invulnerable as well.
On another note: Where's the stuffed monkey and fake moustache accessories?
As an uncle who doesn't get along with my sister, I've always relished the chance to give toys like this…