Cool Toys I Saw on the Weekend

Cool Toys I Saw on the Weekend

This past Sunday, I was publicly outed as a toy collector twice. The first time was when Airport security X Ray’d my carry on baggage. The officer yelled “who’s this Captain Hero doll you got?” I told her it was Batman, her question of “and the little fella?” was met with “Robin!”. She burst out laughing and said” Oh, I should have known“. T
he second experience was when Canada customs searched my car with a fine tooth comb, no doubt looking for all the guns and cigarettes I obviously hid inside the dollies and dunkin donuts coffee. “What are you some kind of toy collector?” the security guard asked me with the disgust of a father whose son has just told him that instead of football, he’s going to take “LARPing” this semester.
Toy collecting is still, well, weird to the outside world. I guess that’s why I hop a (budget) flight every once in a while and hook up with pals to do toy shows. It’s a feeling of normalcy, the same kind that my friend gets when he drives 14 hours to put a block of cheese on his head and watch football. So, rather than show you pictures of my pasty face on “nerdcation”, here is a run down of some of the cool things I saw this weekend, because I know you’ll likely dig it:

remco monsterizer
This is the first thing that really caught my eye, a super duper sweet Remco Monsterizer. I don’t even collect the 9″ Monster dolls and I wanted this badly. From what I hear it went to a very good home.

stretch xray by kenner My buddy Will mugs for the camera with what was probably the best pick up of the day, a boxed Kenner Stretch X Ray.

Stretch people are tough to find in good condition, either the box looks like junk or the doll has just gone and exploded (seriously this happens), it’s tough to find a nice figure in a nice box.

I didn’t pick up anything of merit at the show, unless you’re one of my kids, they made out like bandits. We headed back to my friend Charlie’s place (of the Charlie’s basement series) and I did what I always doo, take random pictures of things I think are cool.

spiderman freezies
Marvel comics Freezies! “Mmmmm Captain America tastes like patriotism”
creature feature cards
A whole unbroke box of Creature Feature cards, I can’t tell you how much I loved these as a kid. Going to Charlie’s gives me inspiration to spend tons of money.
711 cups

7-11 Slurpee cups, I love how obscure the characters get.

711 cups
I mean really, Triton? I would not have known who that was as a kid, despite the fact that I loved FF.
711 cups
Boxed Bionic Bigfoot, I doubt I’ve really looked at this since Christmas of 1978, it set off sparks in my head.
That’s it for now, hope you’ve enjoyed it, I’ll likely post the rest in a couple of weeks. Thanks for making me feel normal.

About The Author

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.


  • Anonymous on April 29, 2008

    loved those slurpy cups, great haul of fun stuff!


  • Dancin' Homer on April 29, 2008

    Ditto, the slurpee cups were awesome! And of course, if you ever got stuck with a Triton you didn’t know, you could always turn the cup around and there’d be a little background about the character.

    Man that brings back memories of summer. Going to the 7-11 with 2 quarters – one for a slurpee, the other would be for either a comic book or a pack of trading cards. Not an easy choice! I also loved Creature Feature cards (“You’ll Die Laughing!”) – they weren’t particularly funny, but they had monsters on them, what more could a kid want?

  • wurwolf on April 29, 2008

    Me too, dancin’ homer! There was a 7-11 right next to the pharmacy my mom went to, and I would get a slurpee and the latest issue of Cracked whenever she went. It was great. Those cups really brought back memories (although I think Triton was a Hulk knock-off).

  • Dancin' Homer on April 29, 2008

    While I would never have made a Triton/Hulk connection, they definitely did have the same color pallete, didn’t they?

    Triton was actually more of a superhero version of Creature From the Black Lagoon. In a pink speedo.

  • wurwolf on April 30, 2008

    Yes, my husband has informed me that the character on the cup is TRITON, and NOT HULK. Sheesh. Excuse me!

    Also, forgot to mention, those Spider-Man Freezicles are awesome! I would love to have a set for my own.

  • mickgun24 on April 30, 2008

    A co-worker and I were talking about the $6 Mill man doll the other day and I mentioned that I had some sort of set with Bigfoot & Steve Austin action figures on choppers that could race.

    Off to ebay & to possibly siphon off some of my children’s college fund.

  • rob! on May 2, 2008

    wow, there was a TRITON slurpee cup??

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