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About The Author

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.


  • Olga Rose on May 31, 2019

    Why is it that every time I see a "fashion mockery" post, my mind automatically plays a disco/funk style theme?

  • John H on May 31, 2019

    Exactly, I get the "RubberBand Man" song by the Spinners in my head when I see these posts! As opposed to the "Mr. BoringPants Man" song about Brian. Gloriously sung by Thurl Ravenscroft of Mr. Grinch fame… Starts something like, "You're a lame one, Mr. BoringPants, You really are a 4 inch platform heeeeel! You're as cuddly as polyester, you're as charming as a taxman, Mr. BoringPaaaaants! I wouldn't touch you with 48 inch long rayon/polyester blend buttlerfly collaaaaar!"

    Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress.

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