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Pick a Couch, Any Couch!

I’m gonna go with the day bed, it reminds me of the dress my date wore to my sister’s wedding, we made out a little bit before she threw up in my living room. Oh, I’ve said far too much…

Scarred Forever

The sight of both your parents in “air shorts” would likely be burned directly into your psyche. You can’t unsee something like that and it would haunt you until your deathbed. Lock your doors, you weirdos!For more exercise equipment that promotes mockery but not wieght loss, consult Brick Mantooth’s Guide to 70’s Fitness.

Love is…

Love is dressing alike, so it looks like you are wearing some sort of uniform. It’s almost as if you work at some sort of romantic version of McDonalds except your name tags would read “Punkin’ Pants” and “Mr.Ticklefarts”. I miss a lot of things from the 1970s but couples dressing alike ain’t one of […]

Grrrrowwwl!

It’s official, I have a disco lady fetish or “TonyManerophelia”, thanks to the interweb, I’ll be able to find many like me in no time.

Summer Pimps

These two playas be mackin da yacht club yo. You best step aside when you see Josh and Orville coming. If it meant summer would get here sooner, I would promise to dress like this every Saturday for a month…