What a young man had to look forward to wearing in the early 70s, almost an indoctrination into “Furley hood”* and somehow, makes the option of Viet Nam that much more appealing. * The right of passage where you became a lonely bachelour living in your brother Bart’s apartment building.

Something simply must be done to end the vicious cycle of “catalog model on Catalog model” violence. Last year’s Montgomery Ward’s shoot resulted in nine injuries and 37 pants related fatalities.

Kind of getting a “Logan’s Run” vibe from these ensembles. All they need is some sort of wrist communicator dealy…

Both Crappy. I think I know what the kid in the bottom right is yelling. He kind of looks like the talking G.I. Joe box, if one of the things Joe said was “what the hell am I wearing?”

Chad and Terry are definitely more stylish than Josh and Orville, it’s almost like they’re forcing you too look at their belly buttons. I must….look….away….