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Night’s Romantic

Night IS Romantic and what better way suck all hope of sexual activity out of the room than with these matching unisex MuMus? Slip these unattractive puppies on and you’ll both see those last, lousy 30 minutes of “Saturday Night Live”. Guaranteed to work better than a teething 18 month old.

Dear Santa

Please send me the red number in the middle, not only do I promise to wear it often but I would visit each and every one of my neighbours houses this holiday season to express the warmest of yuletide greetings. Plus, if I add a cape, I’ll look like a young Jon Pertwee. I am […]

Bug Man!

“Outfits by Steve Ditko” never truly caught on in the early seventies, the shame of this failure made the artist a recluse…

Picture Socks

Dammit, even socks weren’t safe. I’m not sure why you need an image of a couple enjoying a romantic “love walk” on your inner thigh but apparently somebody assumed the public was screaming for this. The socks in #2 look like those funky skies in those late 60s Rocket Robin Hood/Spider-man cartoons, totally freaky.