As much I enjoy the mockery, the one part I take pretty seriously are early to mid seventies leather jackets, to me, they are a zenith of cool. My closet is full of them much to the chagrin of my normally understanding wife. When she does eventually throw me out, my front lawn will look […]

If your leisure hours involve rubbing lipstick all over your face and body or perhaps, planning a crime spree on Gotham city…. Updated to Add: I woke up this morning to find this cool snap from Sharry of her beautiful mother wearing her leisure gown on New Years eve 1971. Thanks Sharry!

I always buy jewelry that sounds like middle of the road porno mags, nothing classier, nothing better for a fancy discerning gentleman such as myself. “If he drinks right from the Carton and then puts it back in the fridge, totally empty, he’s a Swank man”

“Let me just check the time on my watch with depictions of naked children on it”  Doesn’t sound so cute anymore now does it?

Aquavelva Jr sold seperately..