Never far from the Count is his constant companion and manservant “Schultzy”.

Don’t look directly into their eyes!

This one also goes beserk……for scrapbooking.

“Who’s next?”

Look out world!

This decoy was built in the late 1970s in order to confuse and trap schoolyard bullies, once the bully touched it, he would be sedated, tagged and sent back into the playground none the wise.

Their grotto is a Mr Turtle pool, oddly enough, James Caan is there.

Oof, this could get ugly…