“you know what this shirt lacks? Some clip on ruffles“- A sentence that has never been said aloud.

Many men have met their doom trying to tame her.

For that special,  sleazy creep in your life….

Get em now ’cause I think “last day” is just around the corner…

What with it being Father’s Day weekend and all, I thought what better time to celebrate the “Old Man Fashions” of the past and at the same time cheat readers out of content while you tootle around with my book? Enjoy your sweaters. These guys are all probably younger than I am now.

The boots brothers stopped harrassing Nancy when Johnny Sideburns rolled into town…