The Unibrow is a lesser known Dick Tracy villain introduced in 1976 in an attempt to update the strip, his counterfeit hot pants ring was squashed by Tracy in a hail of gunfire.

If you have more than 2% body fat Mellow Yellow may not be the look for you. Consult a mirror before purchasing.

Those are the coolest ski pants I have ever seen.

Now you know where that comes from. Is it just me or does that look like the Budweiser logo?

Warning: Attempting to operate the Bolero Bubble Knit Turtle without proper mustache/sideburn combination will result in loss of machismo. Use at your own risk! More 70s Fashion:

Another blatant example of the white man swiping fashion trends from Octogenarians.  Get your own ideas Gary and get off their damn lawn! More 70s Fashion:

Normally I’m a big fan of cleavage but this one of those “Monkey’s Paw” situations…. More of the same:

Few can handle the double belt, Slack masters is an exclusive club that has rejected the likes of Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain for being average. More of the same: