Suddenly the decidedly non shiny pants I currently have on fill me with a strange sense of yearning…

The Donnelly boys made a severe miscalculation on their first day of middle school, their therapy sessions continue to this day…..

I was disappointed that the day after my son was born that a box containing white shoes and matching belt did not magically appear on my door step. I do fully expect them the day I retire.

For the man whose look is ‘half transformed Werewolf” this jacket creates a mood of “incredible richness”…

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to their soulful glare may result in unwanted pregnancy. This applies to both women and men, the seed of the diamond brothers is strong.

You too can be the dapperest dresser at the adult bookstore!

I don’t have a shirt like this but I like to pretend my shirt buttons are door bells. I have a variety of rings, take that knocker shirt man!

  Greatest inventions of the 70s? Some would say the Apple computer, but not me people, not me…….

  “These primitive creatures are no match to our superior funknology, prepare the groove armada at once!”