fashion mockery Archives - Page 32 of 97

The Dream Team

January 21, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 2 Comments

What happens when four high school basketball coaches get exposed to cosmic radiation? Find out this fall on NBC!

First Base Kings

January 19, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 3 Comments

Look out ladies because Donny Wolstein is retainerless this evening, I repeat retainerless. Please try to remain calm.

Uptown Suspender Suit

January 14, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized No Comments

People, can we all just put our heads together and make canes a thing again? Seriously, this guy looks dope but I’m personally just not cool enough to make this happen by myself. I’d just end up some sort of “albino suburban pimp meme”.

Captain Fancypants: Into Darkness

January 7, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 1 Comment

After losing one of his Electric Merry Men in a tragic pottery accident, our hero uncovers a mystery involving illegal rug hooking that he simply can’t ignore!

Sweet Christmas

January 5, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized No Comments

From the “Luke Cage: Fashion for Hire” collection.

Panther Man

January 1, 2015 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 3 Comments

I don’t go for resolutions much but I will find these in 2015 and never take them off. THIS I SWEAR!

Happy New Year!

December 31, 2014 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 3 Comments

I’m back and I can think of no greater image to leave 2014 with. On behalf of myself and the underpants navy, let’s have some smooth sailing out there this evening…

Paul Lynde’s Howling Commandos!

December 22, 2014 By Mantooth In Uncategorized No Comments

Not just any man can wear our neckerchief, to see if you have what it takes, visit your local recruiting center.

Shimmery Terry and the Boogie Bunch!

December 18, 2014 By Mantooth In Uncategorized No Comments

Join Shimmery Terry and her sidekicks Guido Satin and Johnny Pantsbuldge, as they solve dance floor related murders every Friday this fall on NBC!

Bride of Mantique

December 15, 2014 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 1 Comment

Do not gaze too long at Mantique this holiday season for it’s strong synthetic blends are both hypnotic and indestructible. Do not fall under it’s musky spell! There is no escape!