Finally, an end to the Hitler-esque oppression of Mono-Tone pants.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never looked this cool in my whole life.

Laugh all you want but as a sweaty oaf, this could be the solution I’ve been searching for…..

I guess it’s nice that it’s removable but honestly, I can’t think of an occasion where a cape is too formal.  It’s kind of like monocles, right fellas?  

Finally! The trash is now filled with my inferior dual coloured puff sleeved shirts.

Gentleman, this jumpsuit will make you more delicious than the candy this holiday weekend.

or in my case, the window to pale disappointment. 

Ladies, this is not only the best lover you’ll ever have but he’s also a purse…