If you should die before you wake…

June 29, 2010 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 8 Comments

From the “Attention Kindertrauma” Dept : There is no way you could go to sleep with that staring back at you every night and not grow up just a little bit broken.

Tags: home decor, misery

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Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

8 Comments

Autumnforest on June 29, 2010

That caption was priceless! Yeah, you better pray–pray the clown-man doesn't get you (mwahaha)

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Arkonbey on June 29, 2010

Zowie!

In addition to Kindertrauma, there should be a section of Kid Things Designed by People Who Have No Idea What Kids Are Really Like.

I do like the train thing, though…

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Wings on June 29, 2010

Ack!!!

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Devlin Thompson on June 29, 2010

That clown leered down on my bedroom from 1992-5, then the bathroom in our next house from '95-'03. We'd be using him still, but the current house only has one spot for such a fixture, and I've got a mid-'60s NASA-themed one that takes precedent.

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John III on June 29, 2010

That is just too freaky! Ahhhhh!

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rob! on June 29, 2010

"I'll watch you as you sleep. HONK! HONK!"

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plasticfetish on June 30, 2010

It's funny… for some reason that clown reminds me of Nicolas Cage.

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Anonymous on January 13, 2011

my boyfriend has the clown!!

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