I don’t like to be beaten by a toy but Stretch Monster is the proverbial “one that got away” for me.
Enemy to Stretch Armstrong, I have coveted one since my neighbour Donny brought one home in 1977. Yet, someone always beat me. The last time I tried to win one (1998) my lousy dial up connection broke and I lost out. I just gave up and a couple of years later, I sold my stretch doll collection.
You’ve won this round Stretch Monster.