Damn You Stretch Monster!

I don’t like to be beaten by a toy but Stretch Monster is the proverbial “one that got away” for me.
Enemy to Stretch Armstrong, I have coveted one since my neighbour Donny brought one home in 1977. Yet, someone always beat me. The last time I tried to win one (1998) my lousy dial up connection broke and I lost out. I just gave up and a couple of years later, I sold my stretch doll collection.
You’ve won this round Stretch Monster.
I don’t want to brag, but I also had the green bastage back in the day. If I still had it and it didn’t dry up like Phyllis Diller, I would donate it to the cause. I assume that it got tossed many moons ago.
Hehe, yea yea, I had one.. see my profile pic. I got one now too, off ebay a few months bak… looking grreat for his age. there are rarer stretches out there, like the stretch serpent, or the mego batman. but everyones fave is the monster, isnt it?