Bionic Lady!

About The Author

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.


  • Jón Páll on August 21, 2018

    And hair, don't forget the hair.
    Huge, giant, fat hair.

  • Seventiesfan on August 21, 2018

    I've got both of those playsets, but I can't imagine inflating that Dome House, or the Mission Control Center, so I just pose the action figures and display them with the accessories. Maskatron occasionally drops in on Steve and Jaime to cause some trouble.

    • Unknown on August 21, 2018

      Jamie thought Steve was an imaginative and athletic lover, turns out Maskatron literally knew how to press her buttons! -Mark J

  • Caffeinated Joe on August 21, 2018

    Jaime looks comfortable in the lounge chair, at least. Steve looks quite out of place.

  • Anonymous on August 21, 2018

    On tonight's episode of Sly Catalog Photography Jokes…

    That is one of the most provocative female doll poses ever to sneak into a publication. The photographer spent a LOT of time carefully bending Ms. Sommers' left knee and artfully draping her gown to show a lot of thigh. After all, if the photographer had just left both legs flat she'd still look relaxed and "lounging".

    Reading too much into it perhaps?

    Check out where Steve Austin's left hand is. It isn't on his knee, it isn't by his side. It's right… there.

    A person doesn't need a bionic eye to see that somebody was having a blast setting up this shoot.

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