Put Togethers : A New Name For Terror

Put Togethers : A New Name For Terror


Not content to let JC Penney’s Man Mates collection roam the earth unchallenged as the world’s only “Permanent Bachelor Wear” so Monkey Wards came up with “Put Togethers” a series of outfits that should have made God angry. All this month we’ll be featuring new put togethers, leaving you to judge which line is worse. For now, enjoy Captain Lime and the Pastel Force.

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Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

6 Comments

  • rob! on July 11, 2007

    the guy on the right is either

    a)Klaus Kinski

    or

    b)the guy that tried assassinate John Cuscak in Grosse Pointe Blank

  • Earth 2 Chris on July 11, 2007

    Only real men feel confident when they look like sherbert.

    Chris

  • Swinebread on July 11, 2007

    my eyes!

  • chunky B on July 11, 2007

    “Pastels-the cool color coordinates”… if you are a seven year old girl…

  • Anonymous on October 3, 2007

    No, the guy on the right looks like Charlton Heston might have in the Omega Man — on the Friday before the germ warfare started!

    -DC

  • Jay on July 16, 2008

    The all look like bad guys from an episode of Barnaby Jones or Kojack

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