Scarred Forever

Scarred Forever


The sight of both your parents in “air shorts” would likely be burned directly into your psyche. You can’t unsee something like that and it would haunt you until your deathbed. Lock your doors, you weirdos!For more exercise equipment that promotes mockery but not wieght loss, consult Brick Mantooth’s Guide to 70’s Fitness.

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

7 Comments

  • JFStan on April 9, 2009

    Bring me my bouncy space pants, I command it!! 🙂

  • Arkonbey on April 9, 2009

    Wow. You have to give those models credit for actually being able to sort of pretend they aren’t mortified.

    If you think about it, 70s fitness wasn’t any more goofy than today’s fitness,what with that screamy blond guy…

  • John III on April 9, 2009

    Karate tournament pants for the intimidated…

  • rob! on April 9, 2009

    But…but how can you have swingin’, 70s-style sex in the ocean with those on?

  • MegoSteve on April 9, 2009

    I don’t even want to imagine what those smell like after being worn on a hot day.

  • beth on April 13, 2009

    I have no words. Because I just coughed up a lung laughing.

  • kay zee on April 16, 2009

    That is amazing and ridiculous.
    More amazing though…..

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