Your Creative Writing Assignment

November 17, 2009 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 6 Comments

Ok class, your writing assignment will be to tell me what exactly young Val Kilmer is doing with the swarthy man in their underpants. 500 words minimum please…

Tags: awkward catalog poses, fashion mockery

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Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

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Artfulife on November 17, 2009

Haahaa! Why are their underpants pulled up so high? Seriously you just don't see hairy legs like that in ads anymore. Too funny!

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Wings on November 17, 2009

Why are they all so precise and tucked in. They going out dressed like that?

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John III on November 18, 2009

Mr. Swarthy is pointing out to young Mr. Kilmer what he has in his underwear. *shudder*

"Mr. Kilmer" kind of looks like a young Harrison Ford too.

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cocololoco on December 5, 2010

The guy on the right should be named Dickie Smothers LOL

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GiGi on February 28, 2011

Their underclothes look like they put heavy starch in them

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Matt J on May 19, 2016

Swarthy guy looks like a young Dean Stockwell

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