Colouring Book Theatre: Star Trek
‘Star Trek” by Saalfield (1975)
Bit of an milestone today, as we have not only the worst colouring book I have ever seen but the worst bit of Star Trek merchandise ever.
Yes, this publication with the nice shot of a slightly inebriated Mr Spock on the cover beats this item and even this item as the greatest example of Paramount’s licensing departments complete lack of care.
The book has some rather palatable art by Robert Doremus but it’s the story that is the true culprit. Either this is a) a sick joke or b) Saalfield hired my mom who decided to write a “nice” Star Trek story for a change (effectively removing the cool stuff like Phasers, Klingons and you know action)
If you want to experience the pain, check it out after the jump, there’s a cool contest at the end, so at least you may be compensated:
I need some tranya….
Onto the Contest:
Thanks to the good people at Abrams Publishing I have a copy of the new book “Star Trek 365” to give away. All you need is answer this skill testing question:
Do you think you could take Captain Kirk in a fight?
The winner will be chosen next Saturday.
Thanks to the cover of this book, we now know what Spock would have looked like if he had been played by Martin Landau. 🙂
OK… after seeing this… just kill me now.
This is the saddest, most depressing colouring book ever! This makes Chick cartoon tracts look like high art and fine literature. Well, maybe not, but just kill me.
Whoa. I had that damned thing! Even as a ten-year old, I remember it being very, very surreal and the Spock as pirate image has stayed with me.
That said, it is the most interesting and painterly coloring book cover ever, though…
I think this was the plot Roddenberry kept pitching as the next Trek movie in the 80s.
Is it just me, or does Sulu look like a blow-up doll for gay men?
(no offense meant to Sulu, gay men, or blow up dolls). –
Most merchandise is so bad that it's good. This is so bad that it's super-bad.