Your New Matching Family!

December 12, 2007 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 6 Comments

I think if I was greeted with this, it would be referred to as “The day daddy drank an entire box of wine”

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Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

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JFStan on December 12, 2007

After being invited into their home, you would freak out at their matching attire and plastered on smiles. You would whip around to find them all lined up across the door, blocking the only exit. “I’m afraid you’ll find escape quite impossible” they would say, still smiling.

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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rob! on December 12, 2007

Lisa Kudrow!

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Arkonbey on December 13, 2007

jfstan- ooo! an entire Stepford Family or a suburban borg?

I was thinking this was from the catalog aimed at family singing groups…

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tjo' on December 17, 2007

Diane Chambers from Cheers and her 3 children.

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Anonymous on February 27, 2008

If you stare at the pattern long enough you’ll see an image of Satan emerge….look away! Look away before it’s tooooo laaaaatee…..

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Jay on July 16, 2008

As you fight to resist them dressing you in that poly knit abomination.

The littlest one says “Resistance is futile”

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