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Harsh Chair Reality

Another item that I’d love to own but my body style (The Lummox TM) prohibits such purchases, I’d destroy this thing in a week. I used to babysit for a couple that had one, it’s part chair, part swing, all goodness.

MIA: The Short Sleeved Jacket

The short sleeved jacket was last seen at a fourth of July party in 1982, known whereabouts include thrift stores and old folks homes. If you have any sightings please contact the Plaid Stallions missing fashions squad immediately.

Return of the Man Dress

This guy’s face is hysterical, you can’t look like a badass sir when you are dressed like you belong in a stage version of “T’was the night before Christmas”. Where exactly is this couple anyway? The detention cell of a UFO?

Time for a Workout!

Way to get a belt massage Lisa Loeb! So much to love in this image, the wood paneled, orange curtained home gym, the skirted workout uniforms, it’s just such a party.

Back to school means formal occasions

These fine outfits are perfect for Jr. Proms, confirmations, sweet sixteens, weddings, Bar Mitzvah’s and of course humiliation….The Epherema blog has posted an interview with yours truly, which I admit I was surprised to be asked, it can be seen here.

Send your message with a T Shirt

What better way to say “Hey I’m Wild and Crazy” than with a skin tight powder blue shirt? Ever notice that most of these shirts end up being on the wrong person, like “Touch of Class” will end up with mustard stains on it….

Sleep Tight Tony Manero Jr…..

Saturday Night Fever didn’t garner a ton of merchandise save for the soundtrack, some gumcards (which I will admit I bought) and this bedding set. I realize the power of Travolta but this movie with it’s adult themes and language seems like a strange kid’s bed set.

Staged Catalog Fun

Stuff like this always makes me laugh, like a photographer said “OK guys, frolic and act silly” because you know, all men do this…… “Hey what’s your number?” Brick is wearing the “Smoothy Belt” in this piece.