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Bonded Knit Slack Suit!

The number one uniform of choice for security guards who work on moon bases. We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

The Flapper

All the best pants are named after important toilet parts… We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

The Traveler

Hope this traveler has his passport cause he’s about to embark on an all expenses paid trip to Panty-Land. We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

The Unmistakable Signature of Eleganza!

And by signature, we mean distinct lines, tasteful trim and an aftershave musk so powerful that everyone in the room can immediately taste it. We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

30″ and TWO BELTS

Side effects of  Combining 30 inches of Flare with two belts includes instant beard growth, strong impulses to fight a bear, a mysterious baseline when you walk anywhere and the ladies… We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys […]

All Made to Mix

That right there, is the look of a Stallion, my friends. He will manifest anything he wants today. He pees out more confidence before 9am than I make all year long! We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys […]

Shirt’s N Scarves

If I wore one of these I would blind people with my paleness. We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

His N Hers

Look it’s the couple everyone is going to talk about five minutes after they leave! We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

The Belly Bumper

Tummies out guys! This work week is going to be memorable! We have a PodCast! It’s fun, please listen. Check out our Instagram for more stuff like this blog. Get the expanded digital edition of Rack Toys here.

Back to School 1975 Style

If you’re like me, September is filled with memories of being dragged to the mall to try on your new “Back to School” ensembles. My own mother was partial to “Marks and Spencers” or as I referred to it “Corduroy Hell”.   On this wonderful occasion let’s look at the best outfits 1975 would force you […]