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The Agency

    Should I ever turn this site into a brick and mortar business you’re looking at my secretary pool, it should go without saying that each of these ladies will be skilled in the deadly oriental arts.

Dr Fabulous

A lesser known Bond Villian, Dr Fabulous ran SPECTRE from his Plastic Surgery clinic, his plan to give everyone breast implants was one Bond defeated albeit reluctantly….

L’il Huggy Bear

“Word on the playground is, Sally is about to drop the dime on Jimmy after recess in retribution for the “paste incident” but you didn’t hear that from me, dig?”

Greatest store display ever

Jodi sent in the wonderful store display that she spied in an antique mall. It’s sadly not for sale, which is too bad because i’d be tempted to get it despite the marital strife it would (understandably) cause. Can’t explain why magically being whisked to the Sears Men’s department in 1974 gives me goose bumps […]

Astrological Love

If I wore that shirt in my twenties, I think every male friend I knew (and likely a few female ones) would just be unable to see it as anything but a target for a gut punch.