Should I ever turn this site into a brick and mortar business you’re looking at my secretary pool, it should go without saying that each of these ladies will be skilled in the deadly oriental arts.

I’m court ordered to mention that captain sleazy here most likely got laid all over town.  I know, it’s just not fair….

A lesser known Bond Villian, Dr Fabulous ran SPECTRE from his Plastic Surgery clinic, his plan to give everyone breast implants was one Bond defeated albeit reluctantly….

 Ice your ass quicker than your momma could…

Despite his zealous attitude and smile, Lanny wasn’t a good fit for the organization and was eventually let go.

  I hope this trend comes back, I need a place for my tablet…

I did housecoat once in college, I’d rather not discuss it.

“Word on the playground is, Sally is about to drop the dime on Jimmy after recess in retribution for the “paste incident” but you didn’t hear that from me, dig?”

If I wore that shirt in my twenties, I think every male friend I knew (and likely a few female ones) would just be unable to see it as anything but a target for a gut punch.