I would totally rock the blue denim set though I worry about if i can grow a mustache that powerful.

I think making ruffles mandatory on Mondays would make the world that much better a place. Who wants to be the pioneer?

Mortal men will tremble and avert their gaze when they see your mighty 12 inches of neck frame!

Because a boy is never too young for Dacron…

If this weren’t enough, this suit also allows you and two friends to merge into an 18 foot tall Voltron of ruffles, no one will stand in your way! SMITE YOUR ENEMIES WITH TWO TONE ELEGANCE!

Our hat department has something for everybody, whether you’re a pimp, loan shark or a guy who gives information to Starsky and Hutch; we have the right head fashions  for you….

Someday our Children’s children will look down at us and our silly non contrasting pockets as if we were cave people.

I was never invited to these kinds of parties….

Please tell me you all see it too….