The Woolco swagger is sadly in short supply these days.

Comes in two styles “Werewolf” and “Mugato”

“The League of Velour Gentleman” were Churchill’s secret weapon in defeating the She Devils of the SS.

This Father’s day say “I love you Dad” with Ban-Lon knits. But please, for the love of God, stop asking us what the stuff is, we honestly don’t know, it just oozed out of the ground one day.

You’ve gone too far this time Science! You’ve surely doomed us all by tampering in God’s domain!

It’s a Toga Party in your pants!