Drop front sailor pants: because you can hold it a really, really long time…..

You’ll be the hit of the next key party with this matching number..,.,

Ladies, you can follow this piper…to Pleasuretown. 

Not to be confused with Dippin’ Dots, trust me I made that mistake once…..

Many a man’s last stop on the fashion train was leisureville.

Yeah, like that crappy apartment door chain can contain all that testosterone bubbling within….

These three are demi-gods in used car salesman mythology. Their exploits are shared to new generations at happy hours across this fine land.

I would totally wear “paintings” by the great masters, do they have any hieronymus bosch?

I think this season I will be going with the Emerald green, it matches my cadillac nicely.

I should buy one of these, so the world can feast upon my paleness….