They should never be in the same place, that could create a chain reaction that would destroy the world!

Spaced out groupie sold separately.

7 inches? We truly live in an age of marvels.

Warning: Wearing any of these fine suits may result in getting drop kicked by William Shatner.

Panty deflector sold separately but highly recommended.

These three ride the office’s “Casual Friday” policy for everything it’s got.

Honestly, I would have probably preferred a giant target around my neck to this….

Coincidentally, my mum had every album that “Wintuk ‘n Orlon” put out….

The bachelours of polyester wharf are known to attract ships with their siren song.