I think this is the kind of thing Buck Rogers would wear to a bar mitzvah.

A look that was previously only available to TV billiards instructors and magic store employees can now be yours!

Stretch Knits: The official shirt supplier to adult movie directors and snitches since 1971

Not only is it an attractive garment, it also has a 20 Armour Class in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons!

Nothing rekindles the fire of a marriage like matching velour…..

 “Come along Dr. Watson, something is amiss at this fondue party!”

I never knew I was a “tweedy argyle” man until this moment, today I am reborn!

Ladies, these buccaneers can swashbuckle, if you know what i mean.  Actually, I don’t even know what that means…..