I cannot wait to see the look on my daughter’s face when she opens a set of these instead of an ipad on Christmas morning…..

This ensemble is the exact reason they took “Obey” out of wedding vows.

Even I can tell these guys are Narcs….

This is the perfect combo for me, I plan to use the bag to transport my many inhalers and jitterbug cellular telephone.

You will not find a better Cyber Monday deal than these fine, fine slacks, you’ll need a rotary telephone to order sadly.

I hope those guys aren’t standing on a subway grate.

Look out ladies, the retainers are off and they don’t have to be home until 9:30!