It’s time to bust out the yacht rock and wine coolers ….

The Slack Suit is the number one “go to” outfit of dictators and Bond villains. Now I’m gonna hush because he’s going to reveal his evil plan…..

I predict in the next five minutes, a group of children will witness a disappointing magic show.

I have a number of follow up questions to that bold statement….

I imagine they’re discussing “back sweat” right now.

“button on the flowing cape and a feeling of romance and mystery charges your personality with a new excitement.” Let’s all have a minute of silence for the brave souls who believed this.

“My dear, you look positively frozen, come by the fire and get warm immediately! Can I interest you in a snifter of warm Dr. Pepper?”