I’ve never been “denim on denim” serious with a girl…

Fellas, this outfit isn’t complete without Capri pants and a purse of your own. Oh and change your name to Susan  because once you wear this in public, that’s who you’ll be. More of the same:

Why does that girl have the Mutual of Omaha logo on her back? Why do I know what the Mutual of Omaha logo looks like? Damn you Marlin Perkins!

“Circle the wagons Tex, them varmints want nothing better than to meddle and cause a heap o’trouble between you and your best gal”

This togetherness will likely end when the King of the Jungle demands a sandwich from his “pride”.

With Valentines day around the corner, it was high time we here at Plaidstallions paid tribute to the single greatest act of love possible, wearing a matching outfit with your partner. This wonderful act says to your partner, “no matter how girly, no matter how many teens openly mock me, the whole world will know […]

Night IS Romantic and what better way suck all hope of sexual activity out of the room than with these matching unisex MuMus? Slip these unattractive puppies on and you’ll both see those last, lousy 30 minutes of “Saturday Night Live”. Guaranteed to work better than a teething 18 month old.