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Sleep in Unity

After a long day of wearing matching outfits why show any sign of individuality when it’s time for slumber? Also make sure that all smutty dreams are of your partner, dream adultery is still adultery.

Relationship Pod People

Todd used to enjoy watching the game with the boys and the occasional night at the bars but since Debbie entered his life, he’s changed, never answering his phone and when seen at social functions, he has a glassy stare and an unsettling smile. Don’t be like Todd, always check under her bed for a […]