Signs You’re Being Raised By Circus Folk
Bonus points for topping off that outfit with the most gender neutral haircut devised M’aam/Sir?. Unless you have some rum in that bag, this is going to be an unpleasant morning.
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Ok it has now been proven that the Sixth Doctor did not have the worst outfit in all of time and space.
Patches
Dickey Lee
Down by the river that flows by the coal yards.
Stands wooden houses with shutters torn down
There lives a girl everybody calls Patches
Patches my darling of Old Shanty town
We plan to marry when June brought the summer
I couldn't wait to make Patches my bride
Now I don't see how that ever can happen
My folks say No, and my heart breaks inside
Patches oh what can I do
I swear I'll always love you
But a girl from that place would just bring me disgrace
So my folks won't let me love you
Each night I cry as I think of that shanty
And pretty Patches there watching the door
She dosn't know that I can't come to see her
Patches must think that I love her no more
I hear a neighbor tellin my father
He said a girl name of Patches was found
Floating face down in that dirty old river
That flows by the coal yards in Old Shanty Town
Patches oh what can I do
I swear I'll always love you
It may not be right But I'll join you tonight
Patches I'm coming to you.
Dood…I'm like, laughing and totally creeped out at the same time with Lisa's post there…
"It may not be right But I'll join you tonight / Patches I'm coming to you." …brrrr….
My little sister had that same damned outfit….or something very, very close. (the brown thing)