Said the Spider to the Fly

Said the Spider to the Fly

it puts the lotion in the basket
The unrestrained look of glee in this gentleman’s face gives me the willies. Accepting a drink from this guy will lead to you waking up in a rumpus room full of taxidermy and a shrine to Penny Marshall, beware!

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

3 Comments

  • JFStan on March 24, 2008

    “Everybody’s talking at me
    I don’t hear a word they’re saying
    Only the echoes of my mind..”

  • Dancin' Homer on March 24, 2008

    Oh yeah, jfstan, that’s the cowboy alright

  • Lisa on March 26, 2008

    He’s just happy that, after 5 hours of meticulous work, he finally got his bangs perfectly rounded!

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