Perk up your Parties!

Perk up your Parties!

With the holidays approaching one might consider purchasing some of this crap to make the booze flow a little better (drunk=perky). Might I suggest the little boy peeing dispener? that’s always worth a laugh.
Truth be told, my wife inherited the R Lamp seen here recently from a relative, I’m oddly proud of it.

After the cancellation of the Addams Family, “Thing” really fell on some hard times and was forced to sling cheap bourbon at suburban swingers parties….

liquor pigSpeaking of Booze: Ever seen a peculiar bottle at the liquor store and been a bit curious? Well, that’s the point of a new blog called Liquor Pig, whose fearless globe trotting web master “drinks bad liquor so you don’t have too” unless he can find some rube to do the drinking for him. It’s like a bender without the remorse.

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About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

4 Comments

  • Ian Sokoliwski on December 10, 2008

    A couple of those dispensers look suspiciously like they could be hiding bongs…

  • rob! on December 10, 2008

    what's with the one labeled "G"? it looks like Alan Moore crossed with a Sid & Marty Crofft puppet.

  • wurwolf on December 11, 2008

    Haha, it does! I guess it’s a sad puppy in a bathrobe.

  • Neil Russell on December 22, 2008

    Wow, I managed to acquire three of “H”. At least now I know when they were made.

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