Night’s Romantic

Night’s Romantic


Night IS Romantic and what better way suck all hope of sexual activity out of the room than with these matching unisex MuMus? Slip these unattractive puppies on and you’ll both see those last, lousy 30 minutes of “Saturday Night Live”. Guaranteed to work better than a teething 18 month old.

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

6 Comments

  • Wings on December 8, 2009

    Wow… those are … warm?

    blehhh

  • power_pop on December 8, 2009

    They're like a 70's style snuggie!

  • Retro Hound on December 8, 2009

    "Guaranteed to work better than a teething 18 month old."

    DO NOT LET MY WIFE KNOW ABOUT THESE!

  • Dave on December 9, 2009

    I'm speechless. Were any of these actually sold?

  • rob! on December 11, 2009

    No man should wear a Swee'Pea-esque onesie. Period.

  • GiGi on February 28, 2011

    Extremely effective birth control if the ugly pre-snuggie doesnt turn u off, probably trying to take off the 100 yards of this miserable material will

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