Folks, when are you going to learn it’s not right to dress your children like borscht belt comedians? Little Jimmy up here now goes by the name Shecky, he refuses to quit ventriloquism and get a real job. Another life ruined, how many futures must we destroy?
Next week: Super Sexy Underpants Week!
The jacket was clearly designed as a defense mechanism…. After being teased about his tie, he would throw on the jacket. It blinded the other children just long enough for him to make his escape. Brilliant!