Honky Paradise

May 16, 2016 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 4 Comments

You know how people keep saying they’re kept down by “The Man”? Yeah, this is him.

About The Author

Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

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Striped Squirrel on May 16, 2016

As I walk through the grasses of the golfcourse so green,
I take a look at my threads and I make sure they're clean.
As I've been schmoozing and golfing so long,
That even my caddy thinks that my mind is gone.

Now I have never tipped the staff, even if they deserve it,
Treating poorfolk with respect? You know that's unheard of,
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking,
as I and my homies are all whiter than chalk.

I really hate to brag, but you gotta know,
I'm completely under par by a single stroke, fool.
I'm the kind of g, the little honkies wanna be like,
On the course, day and night wearing threads that don't look right.

Been spendin' most of life, playin golf in honky paradise…

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Plaidstallions on May 17, 2016

Funny, the title comes from an awkward line in "The Omega Man" but I was initially was trying to figure out to how to "white guy" Ice Cube's "Today was a good day".

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Anonymous on May 17, 2016

Isn't this the opening scene, in the film, Xanadu? 😀

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Seventiesfan on May 19, 2016

Are you George Jefferson?

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