Gold


I’m a little bit confused as to why this clothing line is called Gold, there isn’t any gold on it save for the label. One would think it’s some sort of brand name right?
Until you see it’s even more unappealing cousin, BLUE! Which like Gold, doesn’t contain any blue. Please explain this to me somebody, somewhere. I need logic to survive…

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Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

7 Comments

  • Autumnforest on March 25, 2010

    I'm not to keen on the placement of the gold symbol on the girl on the right. Yeah, well, at least it doesn't say "juicy." I guess labels are always stupid no matter what decade.

  • Bob Ignizio on March 26, 2010

    It does look like the girl on the left if possibly digging for gold in her nasal cavity, but beyond that I'm as lost as you are.

  • Bromide on March 26, 2010

    They look like some kind of demented children working in an evil toy factory.

  • John III on March 26, 2010

    Oompa Loompas!

  • Caren Crane on April 22, 2010

    This must be akin to Garanimals. All the "Gold" items supposedly match. I guess the "Blue" ones do, too. But never, ever mix your Gold and Blue. Aye caramba!

  • Anonymous on April 28, 2010

    I think Caren is right. I saw this and immediately thought "Garanimals wannabes".

  • Anonymous on June 23, 2010

    It's the pockets. The Gold refers to the pocket & the Blue does the same. Looks like the clothing wants to teach colors. LOL

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