Dear Santa

December 2, 2009 By Mantooth In Uncategorized 4 Comments

Please send me the red number in the middle, not only do I promise to wear it often but I would visit each and every one of my neighbours houses this holiday season to express the warmest of yuletide greetings. Plus, if I add a cape, I’ll look like a young Jon Pertwee.

I am a size 17 1/2, thanks in advance.–BrAiN

Tags: fashion mockery, shirts

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Mantooth

AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

4 Comments

Alphacentaurian on December 2, 2009

Can't… breathe…
shirt… too… hilarious…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is, by far, the worst shirt ever posted here or on any other site!
I thought I'd never see something that could top the puffy shirt.
Again:
BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Dad.. on December 3, 2009

Holy crud! That cat in the red shirt is in flamenco dancing character.

What's funny, err.. scary.. is that the shirts with the white collars are starting to come back in style!

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Tim Footman on December 4, 2009

When was Jon Pertwee ever young?

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GiGi on February 28, 2011

I think these fellas are still waiting for their great looking shirt

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