Browbeat VonSlappedinface

Browbeat VonSlappedinface


I consider kids like this unsung heroes, for their presence made me invisible to bullying of any kind, the only thing that could break his spell would be to show up to school in my sister’s clothes.

About The Author

Mantooth
AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

8 Comments

  • Meatball on September 9, 2010

    That is definitely the biggest non-clown bowtie I've ever seen. If it spun around fast enough that kid could fly.

  • Alphacentaurian on September 9, 2010

    Wow… I never knew Soupy Sales had an understudy!

  • Al Bruno III on September 9, 2010

    I never realized that the Doctor was leaving illegitimate children through time and space…

  • rob! on September 10, 2010

    This kid keeps wondering when they're going to release The Lawrence Welk Show on Blu-Ray.

  • John III on September 10, 2010

    Okay, what happened to his umbrella? Did the bullies break it over his head and he just carries the stick like nothing happened? "Come on get happeeee!"

    And how about his other hand? Maybe that's why he's so happy. The detonation button is in that hand and he's ready to blow 'em all away! "Who's laughing at my bowtie now! Muwa-ha-hah!"

  • 80s Rule on September 11, 2010

    "Dressed up like a million dollar trooper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper–Super Duper– Puttin' on the Ritz."

  • Anonymous on September 13, 2010

    Hi, This is TR.
    Yeah, bow tie wearing kid. Just wear this suit and carry a barbie doll tote bag, and the kids in school will thump you every day! Oh man! I hope this bow tie suit wasn't a big seller! : )

  • Anonymous on October 2, 2010

    Thought this guy was Captain Fancy Pants Junior

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