Knights In Santa’s Service

Knights In Santa’s Service

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Here are some very rare examples of KISS merchandising, as everyone knows the band doesn’t care much for merchandising as they feel it ruins their artistic integrity.The kid in the picture never listened to a KISS record in his life, he’s a Leo Sayer fan, poser….

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AKA Brian Heiler author of "Rack Toys: Cheap, Crazed Playthings" and co-editor of "Toy-Ventures Magazine". Co-Host of the "Pod Stallions" podcast. Host of the Brick Mantooth Youtube channel, painter, designer, writer, mental health advocate, toy collector, Mego, and Mego Knock-Off enthusiast. I have large feet, ADHD and I live in Canada. Talk toys, not others.

6 Comments

  • Jon Busey-Hunt on April 26, 2007

    I was TEN TIMES nerdier than the kid in that picture, and I still had every KISS record ever!! With KISS fandom, appearances can be deceiving.

    The best solo record: Ace Frehley’s. For “New York Groove.”

  • rob! on April 26, 2007

    a poser maybe, but he did watch KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, that should count for something…

  • TiKiMOOSE on April 27, 2007

    He’s a Fred Savage wanna-be!

  • Anonymous on November 15, 2007

    He’s daydreaming about how all the cool kids will accept him now that he’s got his super groovin’ KISS shirt. Little does he know that no one can or will forget his many appearances in plaid leisure suits that matched his Mom’s dresses…

  • Project-D on December 30, 2007

    Did’ja notice the return policy? If it wears out in a year return it to Monsanto! Better living through chemicals indeed.

  • GenuineNerd on May 14, 2012

    Keep It Simple, Stupid…at least according to the model on the catalog page.

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